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(overlapping, typical subtitle ending): "Yeh picture nahi, revolution hai. Andaz Apna Apna — naam bade, kaam... wahiyaat. Par hasna mat. Kyunki agar yeh nahi hasa toh kuch nahi hasa." (This isn’t a movie, it’s a revolution. Andaz Apna Apna — big name, work... nonsense. But don’t laugh. Because if this doesn’t make you laugh, nothing will.) Would you like a specific scene's subtitle transcription from the actual movie (e.g., the "Crimelab" scene, the "Do Mutthi Chai" scene, or the climax fight)?

(shouting randomly): "GOLI MAAR...! ...Sorry, practice kar raha tha." (FIRE THE GUN...! ...Sorry, I was practicing.)

"Aurat hai ya aadmi?" (Are they women or men?) andaz apna apna subtitles

"Hero? Tu side-hero bhi nahi ban sakta. Tu title mein ‘special appearance’ likhwa le." (Hero? You can’t even be a side-hero. Get yourself listed as a ‘special appearance.’)

"Chup! Main hero hoon. Tu villain hai — villain number 'zero point five'." (Quiet! I’m the hero. You’re the villain — villain number ‘zero point five.’) Par hasna mat

(snaps fingers): "Teja. Teja. Teja. Kaun hai Teja? Main hoon Teja. Ab sugar dega, warna mera ‘cutting’ teri chaai nahi — teri ungli ki hogi." (Teja. Teja. Teja. Who is Teja? I am Teja. Now give the sugar, or my ‘cutting’ won’t be for your tea — it’ll be for your finger.) [SCENE: ROBERT (SHAKTI KAPOOR) REPORTING TO TEJA.]

"Kya order hai sahab?" (What’s your order, sir?) nonsense

"Yeh mera idea tha, main hero banunga!" (This was my idea, I’ll be the hero!)

"Ek cutting chai... cutting waali cutting. Aur usme do spoon sugar — free mein." (One cutting chai — the real ‘cutting’ kind. And two spoons of sugar — free of cost.)

"Tujhe kya samajhna? Tu kaam kar. Dialogues mere hain." (Why should you understand? You do the work. The dialogues are mine.) [SCENE: RAVI (PAWAN MALHOTRA) TRIES TO ACT SMART.]

"Toh pachees aadmi ka kya karunga? Chaar kaafi hain. Chaar aur ek main — paanch. Paanch bandar ka plan samajh." (What will I do with twenty-five men? Four are enough. Four plus me — five. Think of it as a ‘five monkeys’ plan.)