Camera Manual | Zclever Security

Arthur snorted. “Yeah, right.” He was a retired systems analyst. He didn’t fall for—he held the camera up to his eye.

Step 1: Remove camera from box. Step 2: Do not remove camera from box. zclever security camera manual

He scrambled to the shed. The hive was fine. But on the wall, where his old, non-functional decoy camera used to be, there was now a second Z clever camera. He hadn’t put it there. It was already blinking a slow, rhythmic green. Arthur snorted

He read it again. The font was too sharp, like it had been typed in a hurry by someone with very good posture and very bad intentions. He’d ordered the Z clever XT-9000 for his hobbyist urban-beekeeping shed after someone stole his titanium smoker. The price was absurdly low. The shipping had taken eleven minutes. Now he understood why. Step 1: Remove camera from box

Step 3: If you are reading this, you have removed the camera from the box. Please hold the camera up to your dominant eye. Step 4: Look through the lens.

He flipped the “manual” over. More text, smaller this time.