(The boat slowly spins in a circle. A fish jumps out of the water, hits Leo in the chest, and falls back in.)
(Camera opens on JESS, 20s, holding a fishing rod in one hand and her phone in the other. She’s standing on a small wooden dock. Her friend, LEO, is already in a tiny rowboat, trying to untangle a life jacket from a seagull.)
(staring at the outhouse, then at Jess) “Your technology just told us to fish in a toilet.”
“Turn it off.”
(whispering to camera) “Left… of the water? That’s a tree.”
“When my GPS said ‘recalculating’… but I was on a boat.” 🚤😂 | FUNNY FAIL
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“We never caught a fish. But we caught stupidity.”
(slowly removing worm from hair) “Well… it’s a luxury toilet.”
“You have arrived at your destination. Your destination is on the left.” (The boat slowly spins in a circle
“REROUTING! REROUTING! Make a U-turn if possible!”
“Technology doesn’t care, Leo.”