I hesitated. “Is this… that kind of couch?”
I sat. The cushion immediately let out a long, wet fart sound. The woman in the bathrobe made a checkmark on her clipboard. weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch
“Interesting,” she said. “Reaction: flinch, but didn’t stand up. Thumbs up or thumbs down, Sister?” I hesitated
“The producer will see you now.”
I knocked. A slot slid open. Two bloodshot eyes peered out. ” she said. “Reaction: flinch