You lost. That’s boba. And you’re cleaning Gary’s tank.
Doing what. It’s 8 AM. On a Saturday. The sun is a war crime.
No. Better. We’re starting a series. You and me. The world needs to see this. Video Title- Hey- ...Let-s Do It 1 - Little sis...
*Older Sib shoves the phone into a stand. We see a messy kitchen. A whiteboard appears, reading:
Little Sis pauses mid-pour of cereal.
What.
(muffled) If you’re filming me drooling, I’m deleting your save file on Elden Ring. You lost
(squints) Those are both traps. Dance one ends with you faking a knee injury. IKEA ends with tears and a missing screw.
Shut up, Gary’s watching.