Sharon Sparrow
Sharon Sparrow
Detroit area Flutist, Audition Coach, Educator

To Wong Foo- Thanks | For Everything- Julie Newmar

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar is a time capsule of a moment when Hollywood took a wild swing on a queer story and wrapped it in a mainstream, PG-13 bow. It’s not perfect (the slang is dated, and the small-town problems wrap up a little too neatly). But its heart is not just in the right place—it’s wearing six-inch heels and walking directly toward you with a hug.

The movie posits a radical idea: Drag isn’t deception. Drag is translation . It’s taking the messy, scared, complicated feelings inside you and translating them into something beautiful you can wear.

When Vida teaches the abused wife (Stockard Channing) to stand up to her husband? That’s a makeover. When Noxeema gives the quiet, lonely teen a lesson in self-respect? That’s a makeover. When Chi-Chi helps the old widow remember how to laugh? You guessed it. To Wong Foo- Thanks for Everything- Julie Newmar

First, let’s bow down to the casting. Patrick Swayze (fresh off Ghost and Dirty Dancing ) plays Vida Boheme, the elegant, rule-following "queen mother." Wesley Snipes—yes, the Blade and Demolition Man Wesley Snipes—plays the sharp-tongued, statuesque Noxeema Jackson. And a baby-faced John Leguizamo plays Chi-Chi Rodriguez, the insecure, passionate newcomer.

And remember: "Never underestimate the power of a woman in a tight dress." To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything

Let’s be honest. In 2024, the culture wars are exhausting. Drag story hours are protested. Bills are being written to erase trans and gender non-conforming people from public life. Watching To Wong Foo today feels less like a quirky comedy and more like a blueprint for resistance.

They didn’t just play drag queens. They studied them. Swayze trained for months with legendary queens like Lady Bunny and RuPaul. Snipes reportedly walked around Manhattan in full drag just to understand the experience. The result? They treat the art form with reverence, not ridicule. There are no "man in a dress" punchlines here. These are three fierce women who happen to be played by cisgender men—and you forget that within ten minutes. But its heart is not just in the

The plot is essentially a makeover montage stretched over 109 minutes. But unlike movies where the makeover is about becoming "thin/white/straight enough to be loved," the makeover here is about unlocking what was already there.