You know me. Tiffany. Captain of the Eastside Vipers cheer squad. Holder of the record for most hairspray consumed via secondhand inhalation. And yes – 💩✨
Our routine was tight. I hit every motion. My jumps were clean. But here’s where La Sucia shines: the
After practice, I found a french fry in my sports bra. I don’t even remember eating fries. That is La Sucia energy. You think cheer is just pom-poms and smiles? NO. It’s politics. It’s whispering during water breaks. It’s who got the center spot in the halftime routine. Tiffany La Sucia Cheerleader Blog
This week, Brittany accused me of “borrowing” her hair ribbon without asking. First of all, Brittany, that ribbon was on the floor near MY duffel bag. Second, it’s . Third, I already returned it… covered in a little bit of concealer and regret.
Anyway, we made up during stretches. Cheer sisterhood: we fight, we cry, we share deodorant. Friday night. Homecoming. Lights. Crowd. Pressure. You know me
Stay messy, Tiffany “La Sucia” Reyes Eastside Vipers – Captain, Chaos Coordinator, Cheese Enthusiast If you see a sparkly scrunchie on the floor of the gym, that’s mine. No, you can’t have it. Yes, it’s dirty. That’s the point. 💋
After we won (obviously), I celebrated so hard that I tripped over a megaphone, fell into the snack table, and emerged wearing nacho cheese like a badge of honor. Someone yelled “TIFFANY, YOU’RE A MESS.” And I yelled back, “THANK YOU, THAT’S THE POINT.” Holder of the record for most hairspray consumed
We were learning a new pyramid. I was the base. My hands? Sweaty. My grip? Questionable. My attitude? At one point, the flyer slipped, and I caught her by her ponytail. She survived. We called it a win.
