Don’t be vulgar, Ma. (Opens the box) George gave me this the Christmas before he passed. It’s a family heirloom—the Devereaux Ruby. He wanted me to wear it when I found love again. To let the world know I was “open for business.”
She’s a crazy old lady who’s usually right. And frankly, you don’t have the pallor of a museum curator. You have the pallor of a man who rents tuxedos by the hour. The Golden Girls - Season 4
(proudly) That was my cousin, Vinnie. He used to hide rubies in his cheeks. He could smuggle a whole deli counter past customs. Don’t be vulgar, Ma