Skip to content And that is the cruelest pull of all. Not the watts. Not the gap. But the grace. As the sun finally sets on the 2019 season, we bow our heads. The King has pulled. The legs are hollow. The segments are conquered. We zip our vests, click out of our pedals, and drive home in silence, knowing that for the next six months of indoor trainers and base miles, we will be haunted by the sound of a single, merciless freehub.
For fifty-one weeks, the Tuesday Night Club Ride has been a democracy of suffering. We have rolled out at a civilized 6:00 PM, clipped in with our plastic fenders and blinking taillights, and pretended that cycling is a hobby of leisure. We have soft-pedaled through the neutral zone, told jokes about saddle sores, and dutifully pulled turns at 240 watts. But tonight is the Final Ride of 2019. The rules change. The veneer of civility is stripped away like an old tubular tire. Tonight, the Watt King pulleth. And that is the cruelest pull of all
This is the sermon of the Final Tuesday Night Ride. The Watt King pulleth not to win, for the segment is his by birthright. He pulleth to remind us of the hierarchy. In the church of the road bike, there are tourists, there are racers, and there are Kings. The King does not pull to break your legs; he pulls to break your spirit. He pulls to teach you that no matter how many intervals you did on Zwift, no matter how expensive your carbon wheels, there is always a sales manager from Akron who can ride you off his wheel while holding a full conversation with the ghost of Eddy Merckx. But the grace
His name is Mark. Officially, he is a 42-year-old regional sales manager with a VO2 max that suggests a clerical error in his birth certificate. Unofficially, he is the monarch of the asphalt, the sovereign of the suffering. For eleven months, he has endured our half-wheel attacks and our ill-timed surges. He has sat on the front into a headwind, spinning 110 rpm while the rest of us drafted in his wake, sipping from our bottles and negotiating the terms of our own surrender. He has been patient. He has been merciful. No more. The legs are hollow
Then he does the unthinkable. He looks back. Not with malice. With pity . He taps his power meter. He shakes his head, almost sadly. And then he accelerates.
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