The Evil Cult English Dub Apr 2026

The leader, (dubbed by a man doing a terrible Sean Connery impression), holds the Dragon Saber.

"Your evil ends today! Prepare for... THE COSMIC PALM!"

Here, he meets (dubbed by a valley girl).

They fight. The dialogue is hilariously mistimed. the evil cult english dub

"I have no idea. That was only 72 minutes. Do you want to get a pizza?"

"Hahaha! We are the Evil Cult! We worship... fire? Or maybe a big snake. The script is unclear. Give us the Dragon Saber!"

"Ugh... my chi... has left my body... to go on vacation..." The leader, (dubbed by a man doing a

"I will avenge them! But first, can I have some rice?"

"Okay, but first, you have to recite this poem. 'The river flows, the mountain knows, my fist goes where your face goes.' "

"Jokes on you! I have the Dragon Saber! It shoots... checks prop ...a laser? Sure. A red laser." THE COSMIC PALM

"Victory is mine!"

"Ah, young Zhang Wuji. You have trained here for... checks script ...three paragraphs. Your father and mother were killed by... the bad people."

"Never! You must defeat me in a conversation about honor first!"

"..."