The Best Apocalypse Ever -ep.6- -dezgemadev- Now

I’ve been listening on the broken PA system. There’s a Bass Pro Shops on the third floor. They have crossbows, beef jerky, and a display tent we can use as a decoy.

No. We survived this apocalypse. There’s six more seasons of this, Kevin.

—then we hit the siren on the scooter, and when they lean in to bite the sweet, sweet mobility aid? BAM. Vacuum to the face.

Attention, Kmart shoppers. The blue light special is death . Please proceed to the food court for your final Cinnabon. The Best Apocalypse Ever -Ep.6- -Dezgemadev-

Kevin looks at the camera. Freezes. Smiles.

Too late. SCIENCE.

points at a crude map drawn in ketchup.

Gary the zombie, still on fire, gives two thumbs up. One thumb falls off. He shrugs.

A decoy tent? Brenda, you magnificent rent-a-cop.

See? Disarmed. Metaphorically and literally. Its nose is in the dustbin. I’ve been listening on the broken PA system

KEVIN (30s, cargo shorts, a tinfoil hat shaped like a sombrero) is duct-taping a Dyson Ball to a mobility scooter.

The Best Apocalypse Ever - Ep. 6 CREATOR: Dezgemadev SCENE: The Mall of America – Now a fortress of junk food and regret.

Best. Apocalypse. Ever.