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Classic Desktop Clock 2022
Our original 2011 desktop time-piece has been revised. Installer option for clock to be run at startup; features light or dark theme, and remembers screen position. Ask us to customise it with your business logo.
FYI: This latest revision is authenticated by a self-signed certificate. We can assist you in importing this certificate prior to installation. Your web browser may prompt you with a download alert. Choose "keep file". Our software has no malware, spyware, nagware, adverts, phone-home or viruses. It is safe to download.
Classic StickyNote
A free StickyNote for Windows desktop. Aesthetically built but kept simple, with essential functionality. StickyNote is free from adware, malware, nagware or spyware.
Developed and supported in Western Australia by Classic IT Support
Current version 2.0.6.91, 17 December 2024
Then she heard it. A familiar wet squish behind her.
Right side: release.
Left side: release.
The two blue rivulets raced toward their targets. Five seconds later, the southeast sprinkler cluster erupted in a harmless mist, while the northwest sensor, fooled by the secondary stream, triggered a loud CLICK and shut down entirely. Spy Piss University Students Pt4
Nothing.
The University of Covert Operations—known colloquially as “Spy Piss U”—had a motto carved in bone over the main gate: “Incontinentia est Vigilantia.” Incontinence is Vigilance.
Anya took a deep breath. She closed her eyes. She imagined two faucets. Two separate muscles. Two independent streams. Then she heard it
Then—a breakthrough. A second, thinner warmth trickled down her left calf. Bilateral simultaneous flow achieved.
Come on.
“Respectfully, sir,” Anya whispered, still releasing in a controlled manner, “it’s a diversion pattern. Alpha-Delta-9.” Left side: release
Here is the fourth installment of . Part 4: The Latrine Gambit
But today’s exam was different. It was the final challenge of the semester:
For first-year student Anya Volkov, this was no joke. Her specialty was “Liquid Extraction & Identity Dissolution,” a fancy way of saying she could cry, sweat, or, most reliably, urinate on command to dissolve cheap poly-lock handcuffs, create chemical diversion puddles, or—her personal favorite—fake a medical emergency so realistic that even the university nurse would panic.
Online Server Monitor
This free Windows standalone application is handy if you're monitoring a website or a server's online status. Excellent for IT Admins. Leave running on your desktop as it monitors your URL's up-time, and in the case of an outage, receive an audio notification. Up-time shown as DD:HH:MM:SS (since app started). Outage notifications may also be manually emailed. Logging every ten minutes. Free from malware, spyware, adverts or viruses. Download and monitor your website today.
Security Camera Image Renamer
This is a customised application, where images from security camera are uploaded to our server, are then renamed and further processed to replace a web page asset.
Built and tested in Nov-December 2021 and revised several times. Not available for download, as it has been developed for a specific, custom purpose.
Sometimes commercially written programs, if not too expensive, require ongoing subscriptions, or don't quite do the task you have in mind.
Perhaps we can help by developing your small customised stand-alone Windows program that perform specific tasks or displays specific information.
Our apps/programs are developed using the Lua language, and are digitally signed.