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From the kitchen came a crash, a sizzle, and a flying wok that embedded itself in the wall. A stout man in an apron emerged, twirling a ladle. “Someone say tournament ?”

“Then we lose. And the bulldozers come Tuesday.”

A washed-up Shaolin disciple must recruit the strangest team ever seen—including a 60-year-old nun and a dim sum chef who fights with frying pans—to win a street soccer tournament and save their temple from demolition. Shaolin Soccer English Subtitles Dvdrip 11

The eleventh player was the problem. Their scroll of ancient names had ten. Legend said the eleventh was a “shadow” — someone who had already given up kung fu. Sing knew who: his older brother, now a depressed librarian who shelved books with perfect Tai Chi form.

“You expect me to pass to a goalkeeper who meditates instead of blocking shots?” asked Sing, the team’s reluctant striker. From the kitchen came a crash, a sizzle,

“He won’t come,” Sing said.

The Eleventh Player

“He’s not meditating,” replied Mui, their master’s daughter. “He’s calculating the spin of the ball using the I Ching . He hasn’t missed a save in eleven years.”

Sing looked at the old monk, still as a statue, eyes closed. “What about the chef?” And the bulldozers come Tuesday