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Santa looked down at the Quantum Sleigh 3000, then at the lights, then at his marshmallow-fluff-covered belly. The memory of the last forty-six loops suddenly flooded back in a nauseating wave.

And back at the North Pole, Santa Claus sat in his armchair, a “I Survived My Own Invention” mug in his hand, watching the sunrise. Kringle walked by, holding the melted remains of the Quantum Sleigh 3000.

On Christmas morning, children around the world woke up to presents. They also woke up to a strange, tinny recording that played from every chimney speaker:

“It’s terrifying,” Twinkle said.

“He’s done it again,” sighed Kringle, the Head of Logistics, rubbing his temples with his tiny, mittened hands.

From a dark corner of the workshop, they wheeled out a large, dusty box labeled:

“Oh no,” Twinkle whispered. “Not him.” Santa Claus in trouble... again- Free Download

Mrs. Claus sighed. She walked up to the looping Santa, waited for the pop , and then, just as he reappeared, she whacked him gently on the nose with the spoon.

Kringle couldn’t argue with that. He just sighed, and added a new page to the binder: “Scenario #127: Temporal Collapse – Solution: Robot Double and a Spoon.”

He sat up, spat out a mouthful of snow, and looked around. Santa looked down at the Quantum Sleigh 3000,

“Ah, bloomin’ icicles ,” he whispered. “Not again.”

“Oh, fiddlesticks ,” he said, for the third time that minute.

POP.