Sam And Cat | Matthew

(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun.

Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad? sam and cat matthew

Here’s a solid text based on the prompt "Sam and Cat Matthew," keeping it in the tone of the show Sam & Cat . The Matthew Maneuver (smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew

(nods slowly) I like him. He’s honest. But can he eat raw bacon at 3 a.m.? I’m Matthew

(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights?

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count?

I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out.