It looks tempting. After years of grinding through Supercell’s official version, who wouldn’t want to skip the queue, max out their Heavy choppers, and flatten Dr. T’s base in seconds?

Absolutely not.

If you’ve been scanning YouTube or Reddit for Boom Beach tips lately, you’ve probably seen the thumbnails: “Unlimited Diamonds!,” “Instant Level 70 HQ,” or “Private Server Boom Beach – No Waiting!”