If you were a kid in 2009, two names dominated the Disney Channel zeitgeist: Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez. Before they were battling wolves on The Mortal Instruments or producing 13 Reasons Why , they were the reigning queens of the TV movie. We all remember Camp Rock and Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie , but sandwiched between those musical blockbusters was a strange, wonderful, and surprisingly sharp little film: Princess Protection Program .
Probably because it is weird. It lacks a catchy soundtrack (the only song is the forgettable "One and the Same"). It doesn't have a villain you can dance to. It has a plot involving extradition treaties and witness protection.
But that weirdness is its strength. It is a movie about two girls who are both trapped by other people's expectations—Rosie by the crown, Carter by her fear of being "girly." They learn that strength is not about rejecting who you are, but about choosing who you want to be. Princess Protection Program
Let’s look under the tarp. The film opens in the fictional nation of Costa Luna (a soap-opera stand-in for a Mediterranean monarchy). Princess Rosalinda (Lovato) is about to be inaugurated as the crown princess when her evil uncle, General Magnus Kane, stages a coup. To save her life, she is whisked away by the "Princess Protection Program" (PPP)—a secret agency dedicated to relocating endangered royals.
But interestingly, the film subverts this too. The final act does not revolve around Donny choosing a girl. It revolves around the girls choosing each other. Carter sabotages her own chance at the dance crown to help Rosie escape back to Costa Luna. Rosie, in turn, refuses to leave until Carter is safe. Donny is almost an afterthought. For a 2009 teen flick, prioritizing the female friendship over the romantic subplot was quietly revolutionary. Let’s be honest: The third act goes off the rails in the best way. General Kane invades a high school harvest dance in Louisiana. Armed mercenaries crash a pageant being held in a gymnasium decorated with crepe paper. If you were a kid in 2009, two
The genius of the film is that it refuses to pick a winner. It doesn’t say "Tomboy is better" or "Princess is better." Instead, the climax forces them to synthesize.
★★★★☆ (4/5 Tiaras) Streaming on: Disney+ (as of 2024) Probably because it is weird
Conversely, Carter Mason is a walking rebellion against femininity. She wears baggy cargo pants, spikes her hair with gel, and is horrified by the concept of a "makeover." She rejects the idea that a woman needs to be soft or pretty to have value.