The opening MIDI chords of by Roy Black began. It was not an orchestra. It was a synthetic approximation of one: a brassy, tinny trumpet that beeped instead of breathed, a drum machine that went dut-dut-dut-cha , and a string pad that sounded like a choir of vacuum cleaners. It was, by any musical standard, terrible.

His voice was cracked, off-key, and slow. The MIDI track tried to keep time with its rigid 120 beats per minute, but Herr Wagner lived in Greta-time now—a time that dragged and stumbled.

In the kitchen, a timer went off. It was the potato soup. Greta's recipe. He ignored it. He finished the song. The MIDI track played a final, triumphant, synthesized chord that faded into a click. The TV screen displayed a score: . "Nicht gut."