Los - Picapiedra Xxx - Despedida De Soltero De Bambam

As the credits rolled—over shots of Pablo crying in the corner, Betty selling the gelatin shots to a rowdy group of Neanderthals, and Señorita Piedra arm-wrestling Vilma for the last brontosaurus burger—a title card appeared:

"Surprise, big guy," Vilma purred. "Maribel paid for the Premium Extinction Package ."

Inside, covered in nothing but baby oil and crushed emeralds, was , the most famous exotic dancer in all of Prehistory. She had hair of moss and a tattoo of a volcano that actually erupted when she flexed. LOS PICAPIEDRA XXX - Despedida de soltero de Bambam

The air in the VIP section of El Rudo Rino was thick with smoke from extinct volcanoes and the scent of overripe pterodactyl fruit. Pedro Picapiedra, wearing a tie made of snakeskin and a grin that screamed trouble, raised a stone mug.

Maribel smiled, revealing a retainer made of diamond. "Surprise, mi amor. This wasn't your bachelor party." As the credits rolled—over shots of Pablo crying

"She said, and I quote," Betty giggled, licking a salt off a fossil, "'Make sure he forgets my mother's name.'"

Maribel continued. "The real bachelor party is tomorrow. With your mother. And her knitting club." The air in the VIP section of El

It was Vilma and Betty, but not as they had ever seen them. They wore feather boas made from flamingo fossils and heels carved from obsidian. Vilma carried a whip made of brontosaurus tendon. Betty held a tray of wiggling green gelatin shots shaped like... well, like male anatomy.

Everyone froze. The music stopped. Señorita Piedra stepped off Bambam's lap.

But just as she was about to give Bambam a lap dance involving a vine and a whole lot of hope, the cave entrance exploded.