"Miley has the attitude of a pop star and the grooming routine of a queen," Lancelot jokes. With a peroxide-blonde tuft between her ears (pet-safe, of course), Miley Kitty isn't just an accessory; she is the mascot for Lancelot’s new beauty line. So, why Colombia? Lancelot says it was the "energy of the Cafeteros ."

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If you haven’t heard of yet, you are about to. The enigmatic creative director has just dropped a collaboration that no one saw coming—and everyone is copying. We sat down to look at the viral intersection of high fashion, pet influencer culture, and Latin America’s booming beauty industry.