Kono Subarashii Sekai Ni Shukufuku Wo Instant

“KAZUMA, YOU PERVERT!” Aqua’s voice shattered the stealth.

“No,” Megumin said, her face grave. “He sells Premium Eris Pudding .”

“Why… why is there always an explosion?” Kazuma wheezed, picking himself up from a vegetable cart.

The world turned white. The shockwave sent Kazuma flying. When his vision cleared, the pudding stall was gone. In its place was a smoldering crater. The merchant was crying in the fetal position fifty feet away. And Megumin was collapsed on the ground, completely drained. Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo

Kazuma sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Megumin. We talked about the door.”

“The door was an acceptable sacrifice for DRAMATIC ENTRANCE!” she shot back.

Darkness, who had been polishing her armor in the corner (a process that involved a lot of clanking and heavy breathing), perked up. “A foul merchant? Will he try to… restrain us? Tie us up with… ropes of commerce?” “KAZUMA, YOU PERVERT

“No. We’re not spending our last eris on a rival goddess’s pudding,” Kazuma deadpanned. “Besides, pudding is pudding. We have a cabbage.”

In his hand, instead of a pudding cup, was the merchant’s underwear. A very large, very floral pair of underpants.

“A cabbage is not pudding!” the three girls shouted in unison. The world turned white

Kazuma activated Lurk . He became semi-transparent and crept forward. He reached the stall, his hand extended. Steal!

Darkness walked into the crater, a blissful look on her face. “Ah… the heat… the shame of our failure… it’s exquisite.”

“Because pudding is an affront to my existence!” Aqua wailed, stomping toward the crater. “Now we have no pudding and no money!”

“FINALLY! EKUSUPUROOOOOOSION!”

“It’s efficient!” Aqua pouted.