Jujutsu Shenanigans Script Direct

(floating a donut with Infinity) Children, please. Today’s lesson is Practical Cursed Shenanigans . Rule one: never let Nobara near a voodoo doll of me.

(vanishing and reappearing behind Megumi) Wrong! High-five Technique exists. I made it up just now. It’s called Boogie Woogie Palms .

(smirking, hiding something behind her back) Too late.

(not looking up from hammering a nail into her desk) Only if we can use yours as a punching bag. Jujutsu Shenanigans Script

Later, babe. Class dismissed! Don’t forget—shenanigans are the true core of jujutsu.

A messy classroom at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi are supposedly “studying” cursed energy theory. Gojo bursts in with a bag of jelly-filled donuts. GOJO (striking a pose in the doorway) Good morning, my adorable little disaster magnets! Who wants to learn about Domain Expansions?

That’s not— (deep breath) —that’s not how any of this works. (floating a donut with Infinity) Children, please

Jujutsu Shenanigans – Script Excerpt

Do it. I dare you.

(from Yuji’s mouth, one eye opening on his cheek) If you don’t shut up, I’ll turn this classroom into a bloodbath. (vanishing and reappearing behind Megumi) Wrong

(Megumi facepalms. Nobara cackles. Yuji gives Gojo a high-five that accidentally punches a hole through the wall.)

Wait—can I have a cursed technique that’s just really good at high-fives?

I will end you.

(raising hand enthusiastically) Gojo-sensei! Can a Domain Expansion be used to open a pickle jar?

(sighing, rubbing temples) No, Yuji. But if you keep asking, I’ll summon Mahoraga just to escape this conversation.