He took the offering. He put it in his mouth.
The door burst open. Standing there, silhouetted against the rain-slicked street, was a man in a pristine white suit. He carried a piccolo and a cold smirk. It was “Clean” Gene Fontaine, leader of the smooth-jazz fusion band, The Al Dente Men . Jazz Butcher Bath Of Bacon Rar
Pat grinned, revealing a gold-capped incisor. He put the sax back to his lips and launched into a ferocious, greasy solo. The Bath of Bacon Rar would live on. And somewhere, a cat—or perhaps a ghost of one—meowed in approval. He took the offering
He lifted a ladle. From a nearby butcher-paper package, he produced three thick strips of bacon, each one the size of a human tongue. He dipped them into the cauldron. They sizzled, then crisped, then sang. Pat grinned, revealing a gold-capped incisor
Pat didn’t stop playing. His solo turned vicious, angry.
The crunch was louder than a gunshot. For a second, Gene’s eyes went wide. His knees buckled. A single tear—of joy, of regret, of pure, unadulterated pork—rolled down his cheek.
Then, the rival arrived.