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Hellhound Therapy Session -berz1337- Apr 2026

"And how does that make you feel ? As a pack unit."

[End of log. Chains rattle. A distant, lonely howl echoes through the underworld.] Hellhound Therapy Session -Berz1337-

"Alright, Rustjaw. Let’s begin. On a scale from ‘smoldering ember’ to ‘total soul-meltdown,’ how are you feeling today?" "And how does that make you feel

"Frustrated. I bit a demon accountant yesterday. Didn't even growl back. Just filed a complaint in triplicate." Hellhound Therapy Session -Berz1337-

"He’s right. We’re not hunting anymore. We’re just… pacing. What’s the point of a hellhound without a chase? My teeth itch."

"And if that doesn't work?"