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Grand Theft | Auto- Vice City Pc Game Crack

He slammed the power strip with his foot.

Then the computer coughed.

So, Leo turned to the only ally a broke teenage gamer had: Kazaa. Grand Theft Auto- Vice City PC Game crack

The iconic purple and pink logo blazed across his monitor. The synth-wave thrum of Billie Jean’s bass line pulsed from his cheap speakers. He was there. He was in the driver's seat of a white Infernus, cruising down Ocean Drive as the sun set over a pixelated Miami. For ten glorious minutes, Leo was Tommy Vercetti. He ran over a few pedestrians, stole a cop car, and laughed maniacally as the wanted stars piled up.

Leo’s smile froze. A new window popped up. It wasn't a game error. It was a command prompt, black and ancient, scrolling lines of code he couldn't understand. At the bottom, in blocky green text, it read: Uploading user data... Complete. Installing Keylogger... Complete. Welcome to the botnet, Leo. He slammed the power strip with his foot

Another window opened. A chat box.

“False positive,” Leo whispered to himself, a prayer to the gods of piracy. “They always say that.” The iconic purple and pink logo blazed across his monitor

The installation wizard was a rogue's gallery of broken English. "Pres OK to instaling game data. No virus, we promis." A little ASCII skull winked at him. Leo didn't care. He clicked "OK" through every warning his Windows XP machine threw at him. His antivirus, a free version of Norton, lit up like a Christmas tree: "Threat Detected: Trojan.Gen.ICQ."

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  • Grand Theft Auto- Vice City PC Game crack Gooper Blooper

    He’s Contra, HE’S Contra, YOU’RE Contra? I’M CONTRA! Are there any other Contras I should know about?!

    I didn’t even remember the plot of this game. It really didn’t need any plot at all to be good, so I can’t really hold that nonsense story against it much. :V

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