Fake Taxi – "Sometimes the best route isn't on the map." Note: This piece is written as a fictional narrative homage to a specific adult series format. It contains implied adult themes and is intended for mature audiences only.
The driver takes a sharp turn into an underground tunnel. The lights dim. He pulls over next to a concrete wall. Fake Taxi - Kristine
(Laughs bitterly) You have no idea. My taxi canceled, my co-presenter called in sick, and now my heel is broken. (She kicks off a shoe.) I’m about two seconds from just… walking into the Thames. Fake Taxi – "Sometimes the best route isn't on the map
(Pauses, then sighs) Fine. I don’t care anymore. Just get me there. The lights dim
(Smirks) Very. And very quiet. No traffic, no cameras.
(Quietly) That’s not why I got in this cab.