Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl -

Anyway, family reunion is next month. Barb is bringing her famous potato salad that glows in the dark. Uncle Steve is threatening to recite his entire 80s mixtape playlist as slam poetry.

Bill, I heard you’ve been trying to teach your lawnmower to play air guitar. Ted, please tell me you didn’t actually trade the station wagon for a pile of vintage beanie babies. Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl

Here’s a short, playful piece assembled from your prompt, “Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl”: Anyway, family reunion is next month

P.S. If you see a phone booth, don’t get any ideas. Again. playful piece assembled from your prompt

You two be excellent to each other.

And party on, Pjkl.