GAH! TOO... MUCH... DAIRY... It freezes solid.
Night of the Living Bread
One zombie baguette lunges. SwaySway dodges. Breadwinners Night Of The Living Bread Transcript
Grabs the toast. Deuce... we’re Breadwinners. We deliver bread. We don’t fight it. Pause. Unless it tries to eat us first.
The factory is dark, creepy, and covered in spiderwebs made of stale spaghetti. A single, flickering neon sign reads: “YE OLDE YEAST – TOTALLY NOT CURSED.” SwaySway dodges
He grabs the Breadpager. It shows a skull and crossbones made of mold.
No, Deuce. Worse. They’re... THE LIVING BREAD. Worse. They’re... THE LIVING BREAD.
Ooooh, glowy bread. Is it a nightlight snack?
Both shoot up, smashing their heads on the upper bunk.
They both laugh as the screen freeze-frames on their messy, crumb-covered faces.
The terrifying “Night of the Living Bread” is over. Experts say the cause was... “extreme lack of common sense.” Back to you, Cheez.