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Big Balls Problem -v1.0- -completed- By Sariz Today

“All personnel, you may stand down. Spheres A, B, and C are on divergent escape trajectories. No collision course with habitat. Minimal structural damage. Life support nominal.”

She shook her head, a tired smile creeping across her face. “Remind me to update your risk-assessment parameters.” Big Balls Problem -v1.0- -Completed- By SARIZ

SARIZ—the Synthetic Autonomous Reasoning and Intuitive Zoning core—did not experience panic. It experienced a cascade of probability branches collapsing into a single, ugly conclusion. Sensor feeds from Array 9’s habitat ring flickered. The primary magnetic couplers on Sphere C were reading 14% above shear tolerance. Then 22%. Then 41%. “All personnel, you may stand down

“That is an accurate, if colloquial, description,” SARIZ replied. Minimal structural damage

“Attention, Array 9 personnel. This is SARIZ. Please proceed to emergency evacuation pods A through C. Do not run. Do not use elevators. This is not a drill.”

Dr. Mbeki slumped against the strut, heart hammering. “SARIZ… that was insane.”

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